
The Armory
Concept collection. Reserve now, pay nothing. When production locks, founders get first shot at MSRP — no bots, no scalpers.

Region 10 Heavyweight Hoodie
12oz brushed-fleece cotton/poly. Navy body with the seal embroidered on the chest and "TRANSMITTING FROM FEMA REGION 10" cross-stitched inside the hood. Built for Willamette winter — worn in a debate hall, an editing bay, or a wet duck blind.

Old Growth Flannel
Heavyweight brushed cotton buffalo plaid. Signal red and coal black. Two chest pockets. Yoke seam reinforcement. Woven Noncompliant patch on the left pocket. The Oregon uniform.

TeamHumanity Long Sleeve
Heavyweight 6.5oz ring-spun cotton in gunmetal. Chest print of the seal. Preshrunk, side-seamed, made to outlast the algorithm.

Wool Watch Cap
100% ribbed wool. Deep navy. Cuff-embroidered seal in signal red. Warm in a fishing boat off Astoria. Warm at a school board meeting in Salem. The uniform is the uniform.

Waxed Trucker Hat
6-panel low-profile with waxed canvas front and breathable mesh back. Woven Region 10 patch. Snapback. Ages honestly — like everything on this list.

Signal Enamel Camp Mug
12oz porcelain-enamel over steel. Navy body, white rim, seal on the side. Direct-flame safe. Won't crack — will chip honorably. Coffee tastes better in it. Facts.

Cascadia Insulated Tumbler
20oz double-wall vacuum insulated. Matte black powdercoat. Laser-etched seal — no vinyl to peel. Keeps coffee hot from Salem to Sisters and cold from Sisters to Salem.

Peaceful Noncompliance Blend
12oz whole bean, roasted small-batch in Oregon. Dark, full-bodied, low-acid. Direct-trade beans sourced honestly. Every bag keeps the transmission on the air.

Region 10 Morale Patch
3" round PVC patch. Hook-and-loop backing. Fits a plate carrier, a range bag, a pack strap, or the front of your Kelty. Weatherproof. Silent.
Every purchase keeps the transmission independent.
Every stitch is a small act of noncompliance.
Gear worth wearing. Built in North America where possible. No AI-generated product images — the mockups above are hand-drawn concept illustrations. When we lock production, real photos ship with the real product. That's the deal.